SpinnerBait_Nut
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After the big Superbowl party, John figured he better spend<br />some quality time with his wife. He climbs upstairs, walks<br />in the bedroom and crawls into bed. "Alright honey,"<br />he says, "Give me a play you want me to run."<br /><br />"How about Foreplay?" his wife replies.<br /><br />"What's the Four Play?" says John.<br /><br />"You know," the wife says, "It happens before the two<br />minute warning." 
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Your Honor, my wife is just being ridiculous. Most women<br />would love to have a husband who still believes in<br />chivalry and I was only opening the door for her out of<br />chivalry."<br /><br />"Mr. Smith," replied the judge, "I am granting the divorce.<br />I cannot believe chivalry was your motivation while<br />driving 65 mph." <br />__________________________________________________<br />Quote of the day:<br />"Every time I learn something new it pushes<br />some old stuff out of my brain. Like that time I took that<br />home wine making course and forgot how to drive."
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Your Honor, my wife is just being ridiculous. Most women<br />would love to have a husband who still believes in<br />chivalry and I was only opening the door for her out of<br />chivalry."<br /><br />"Mr. Smith," replied the judge, "I am granting the divorce.<br />I cannot believe chivalry was your motivation while<br />driving 65 mph." <br />__________________________________________________<br />Quote of the day:<br />"Every time I learn something new it pushes<br />some old stuff out of my brain. Like that time I took that<br />home wine making course and forgot how to drive."