SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Medical Coverage"<br /><br />"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have some bad news<br />for you," the doctor told his anxious patient,<br />"You only have six months to live."<br /><br />The man sat in stunned silence for the next<br />several minutes...<br /><br />Regaining his composure, he apologetically<br />told his physician that he had no medical<br />insurance -- "I can't possibly pay you in that time."<br /><br />"OK," said the doctor, "Let's make it a year."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Water Pills"<br /><br />A man goes to the doctor and tells him that<br />he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor<br />examines him, leaves the room and comes<br />back with three different bottles of pills.<br /><br />The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a<br />big glass of water when you get up. Take the<br />blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch.<br />Then just before going to bed, take the red pill<br />with another big glass of water."<br /><br />Startled to be put on so much medicine the<br />man stammers, "My goodness, doc, exactly<br />what's my problem?"<br /><br />Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Swine Flu"<br /><br />As you know, there is a possibility of another<br />outbreak of swine flu during the next few months<br />of flu season. In order that you may be on the<br />alert for indications that you or members of you<br />family may have contracted the Swine Flu Virus,<br />you should be aware of the symptoms associated<br />with this disease.<br /><br />1) Sore throat.<br />2) Slight headache.<br />3) Moderate to high temperature.<br />4) Nausea or upset stomach.<br />5) An uncontrollable urge to(edit)play in the mud.
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