SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Night Monster"<br /><br />After putting her children to bed, a mother<br />changed into old sweats and blouse and<br />proceeded to wash her hair and give herself<br />a facial. As she heard the children getting<br />more and more rambunctious, her patience<br />grew thin.<br /><br />At last she wrapped a towel around her head<br />and with cold creme on her face stormed into<br />their room, putting them back to bed with stern<br />warnings.<br /><br />As she left the room, she heard her three-year-<br />old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Carpool"<br /><br />For the second time in a row, I was forced to<br />impose on the woman with whom I car pooled<br />to our children's soccer practices.<br /><br />I phoned and explained that my husband had<br />the car again, so I wouldn't be able to take my<br />turn.<br /><br />A few minutes before she was due to pick up<br />my son, my husband showed up. Since it was<br />too late for me to call and say I could drive after<br />all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the<br />garage and to stay inside. I also explained to<br />my son that he shouldn't mention anything about<br />his father's whereabouts.<br /><br />Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front<br />of our house chatting with a friend when my<br />carpool partner arrived. When my son returned<br />from practice, I asked him if she had noticed.<br /><br />"Yes," he replied, "she asked me which of the<br />two men in front of the house was my father. But<br />don't worry. I told her I didn't know."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Two Aspirins"<br /><br />This guy walks into the bedroom holding a glass<br />of water and two aspirins and says, "Here honey!"<br /><br />The wife looks up from her book and says, "What's<br />that for?"<br /><br />To which the husband replies, "For your headache!"<br /><br />His wife shoots him a funny look and says, "But<br />I don't have a headache!"<br /><br />The husband quickly drops his pants, jumps in<br />bed, looks at her with a grin from ear-to-ear and<br />says...<br /><br />"GOTCHA!"
