SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Insurance Claim"<br /><br />Following the birth of my second child, I called our<br />insurance company to inquire about my short-term<br />disability policy.<br /><br />"I just had a baby," I proudly announced to the<br />representative who picked up the phone.<br /><br />"Congratulations! I'll get all of your information and<br />activate your policy," she assured me. After taking<br />down basic facts like my name and address, she<br />asked,<br /><br />. . ."Was this a work-related incident?"<br /> 
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Burned Ears"<br /><br />A blonde walks into work, with both of her ears all<br />bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to<br />your ears?"<br /><br />She says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the<br />phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron<br />instead of the phone."<br /><br />The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what<br />happened to your other ear?"<br /><br />The blonde replies, "Well, the stupid jerk called again!"<br />
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Burned Ears"<br /><br />A blonde walks into work, with both of her ears all<br />bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to<br />your ears?"<br /><br />She says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the<br />phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron<br />instead of the phone."<br /><br />The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what<br />happened to your other ear?"<br /><br />The blonde replies, "Well, the stupid jerk called again!"<br /> 