SpinnerBait_Nut
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Three Little Pigs<br /><br />Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. <br />The waiter comes and takes their drink order.<br /><br />"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.<br />"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. <br />"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.<br /><br />The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes <br />their orders for dinner.<br /><br />"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.<br />"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. <br />"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.<br /><br />The meals were brought out and a while later <br />the waiter approached the table and <br />asked if the piggies would like any dessert.<br /><br />"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.<br />"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.<br />"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.<br /><br />"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, <br />"but why have you only ordered water all evening?"<br /><br />You're gonna LOVE me for this....<br /> <br /><br />The third piggy says -<br /><br />"Well, somebody has to go <br />'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"<br />__________________________________________________<br />A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL<br />GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,<br /><br />HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE<br />HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.<br />HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE<br />LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE<br />I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? <br />I DON'T THINK SO!<br /><br />THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE<br />FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.<br />TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?<br />DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE<br />WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? <br />I DON'T THINK SO.<br /><br />FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX<br />THE STEPS TO THE FRONT<br />DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.<br /><br />I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX<br />STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE <br />HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY<br />FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.<br /><br />I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE<br />BAR!!!<br />SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A<br />COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO<br />FEEL GUILTY ABOUTY HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE<br />AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.<br /><br />AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE<br />STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS<br />HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT<br />IS WORKING. AS HE GOES<br />TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS<br />FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS,<br />HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?<br /><br />SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE<br />AND CRIED. JUST THEN A<br />NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT <br />WAS WRONG, AND I<br />TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO <br />DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD <br />TO DO WAS EITHER<br />GO TO BED WITH HIM OR<br />BAKE A CAKE.<br /><br />HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE <br />DID YOU BAKE HIM?<br /><br />SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE<br />BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON <br />MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!<br /> 
