Monday humor

[JoeW]

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house <br />it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to <br />his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote <br />"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.<br /><br />When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his <br />card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,<br /><br />"Genesis 3:10."<br /><br />Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."<br /><br />Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for <br />I was naked."<br /><br />

 

[one more cast]

Re: Monday humor

Subject: Windows<br /><br /> Last year I replaced all the windows in my<br /> house with those expensive<br /> double-pane energy efficient kind. But this<br /> week I got a call from<br /> the contractor complaining that his work had<br /> been completed a whole year<br /> ago and I had yet to pay for them.<br /> Boy oh boy, did we go around!<br /> Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I<br /> am automatically stupid.<br /> So, I proceeded to tell him just what his<br /> fast talking sales guy had told<br /> me last year... "that in one year the windows<br /> would pay for themselves."<br /> There was silence on the other end of the<br /> line so I just hung up and<br /> I haven't heard back.<br /><br /> Guess I won that stupid argument.