OBJ
Supreme Mariner
- Joined
- Dec 27, 2002
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This is dedicated to the golfers amongst us. Possibly you've seen this one.<br /><br /> Top Ten Golf Caddy Comments <br /><br />#10 Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.<br /> Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?<br /><br />#9: Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.<br /> Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.<br /><br />#8: Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?<br /> Caddy: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.<br /><br />#7: Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 4 iron?<br /> Caddy: Eventually.<br /><br />#6 Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.<br /> Caddy: I don't think so sir. That would be to much of a coincidence.<br /><br />#5 Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.<br /> Caddy: It's not a watch, it's a compass.<br /><br />#4 Golfer: How do you like my game?<br /> Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.<br /><br />#3 Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?<br /> Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.<br /><br />#2 Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on.<br /> Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.<br /><br />And the #1 Best Caddy Comment....<br /> Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old.<br /> Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off sir.
