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A bus carrying 25 passengers from the Institute For Research Of Ugly People stopped along the highway to allow the passengers to stretch and get some air.<br />A young woman noticed an Aladdins Lamp covered in dirt laying in the ditch next to the road. She picked it up and dusted it off, and out popped a genie.<br />The genie thanked the young woman, and informed her he could grant one wish to all those on the bus in gratitude for his release.<br /> He began with the woman that found the lamp. She thought only briefly, and said I want to be beautiful! Instantly she was transformed into a swimsuit model for Sports Illustrated. In amazement the other passengers got in line and their wishes were all the same. I want to be beautiful, I want to be handsome<br />one after the other. In less than 15 minutes there were 25 beautiful women and men standing outside the bus. At this time the driver, a average looking guy, was approached by the genie. He was laughing uncontrollably. The genie asked what his wish was, and the driver stopped laughing long enough to say. My wish is you make them all ugly again!<br /> Moral to the story: Being Last Can be Best.<br /><br />
