JoeW
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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. <br /><br />He said "Today, instead of a sermon, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, you sing a hymn about it.<br /> <br />The pastor shouted out "cross". Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross." <br /><br />The pastor hollered out "grace." The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound." <br /><br />The pastor said "power." The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood."<br /><br />The Pastor said "sex." The congregation became totally silent. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. <br /> <br />Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old lady stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories." <br /> <br />Just gotta love those old ladies!