Haven't seen most of these, hope you haven't either...You know your a redneck when......<br /><br />The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. <br />You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. <br />You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. <br />You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. <br />Jack Daniel makes your list of "Most Admired People." <br />You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. <br />You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. <br />Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,"Hey, y'all watch this" <br />You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' <br />You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. <br />Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. <br />You go to your family reunion looking for a date. <br />Your Junior/Senior Prom had Daycare. <br />You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." <br />You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. <br />You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. <br />The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. <br />You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. <br />One of your kids was born on a pool table. <br />Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. <br />You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. <br />You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard. <br />Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there's a law against it. <br />You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. <br />You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. <br />Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos.<br />"Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
