Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION<br />ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE<br />BUT, THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: <br /> <br />Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss <br />But I only slept with you, because I was p***d. <br /> <br />I thought that I could love no other <br />Until, that is, I met your brother. <br /> <br />Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and<br />so are you <br />But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the<br />sugar bowl's empty <br />nd so is your head. <br /> <br />Of loving beauty you float with grace <br />If only you could hide your face. <br /> <br />Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; <br />This describes everything you are not. <br /> <br />I want to feel your sweet embrace <br />But don't take that paper bag off of your face. <br /> <br />I love your smile, your face, and your eyes <br />Damn, I'm good at telling lies! <br /> <br />My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: <br />Marrying you screwed up my life. <br /> <br />I see your face when I am dreaming. <br />That's why I always wake up screaming. <br /> <br />My love, you take my breath away. <br />What have you stepped in to smell this way? <br /> <br />My feelings for you no words can tell, <br />Except for maybe "go to he**". <br /> <br />What inspired this amorous rhyme? <br />Two parts vodka, one part lime
