Must be a Blonde

roscoe

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Re: Must be a Blonde

Now everyone knows how dumb that guys daughter is. :D :D
 

JoeW

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Re: Must be a Blonde

That reminds me...I better go check my headlight fluid level.<br /><br /> :rolleyes:
 

LadyFish

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Re: Must be a Blonde

I never understood why my father would send me to ballroom dancing lessons to keep me a lady, but made me take auto mechanics in high school.<br /><br />I can honestly say, no mechanic has ever ripped me off. Oh, they try, they see a blonde walk in and think boy howdy, here we go, another sucker. They soon find out how mistaken they are. <br /><br />Its really sad, that any female is that stupid. She must have been a brunette. :p
 

rwise

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Re: Must be a Blonde

I wounder if she would be interested in ocean front property in Oklahoma?
 

Elmer Fudge

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Re: Must be a Blonde

Yeah! halogen headlight fluid, oh! gee! what a bargin :D :D
 

roscoe

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Re: Must be a Blonde

Ladyfish, I wonder if she will marry me.<br />I'd be entertained every day of my life. :D <br /><br />Think she'd believe that I am a millionaire?
 

aspeck

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Re: Must be a Blonde

Couldn't listen on this set up, but sounds like a cute blonde girl I went to college with just outside of Chicago. Man, she had 3 out of 4 - she was rich (from Texas, had about 7 homes, a 500 acre private lake, etc.), good looks, smart as could be, just didn't have the sense to go with it.<br /><br />One day she came to my room and asked me to look at her car - it wouldn't start. I wnet outside and there was ice hanging from the block and a bunch more under the car. It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out.<br /><br />I asked her if she had antifreeze in the car. She began to cry and said she talked to her Dad last week and he reminded her she had to do that, so she did. She proceeded to open the trunk, and there was a case of antifreeze in the car!<br /><br />Guess you just have to be more specific with some! No problem though, Daddy sent her the money for a new one.
 

Bassy

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Re: Must be a Blonde

ROTFLMAO!!! <br />No transmission?!$70 installation for cig. lighter? Ha ha!! This was very funny!!! A good laugh for the weekend. Thanks! <br />Bassy
 
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