My kind of "sister"

[Kenneth Brown]

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and dancing but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers. <br /><br />However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should." <br />"Why not? " the nun asked. "Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private part is covered only by a fig leaf. " "Nonsense, " said the nun, "I'll just look the other way." <br />So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. <br />However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" <br />"Well, now they know you're one of us." said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" <br />"But, I still don't understand, " said the puzzled nun. <br />"You see, " laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink