NASCAR Funny

[NYMINUTE]

Top 10 reasons why there are no gang-banger NASCAR drivers<br />> <br />> > <br />> <br />> >10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.<br />> <br />> >9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.<br />> <br />> >8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.<br />> <br />> >7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME<br />> <br />> > TIME.<br />> <br />> >6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.<br />> <br />> >5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.<br />> <br />> >4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.<br />> <br />> >3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.<br />> <br />> >2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.<br />> <br />> > <br />> <br />> >AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY GANG BANGERS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:<br />> <br />> > <br />> <br />> >1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.

 

[Barlow]

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8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC

<br /><br />that would be ONE good thing

 

[gaugeguy]

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Top speed on this rig is only 60mph, won't fare too well at Daytona...<br /><br />

 

[eeboater]

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That guy is so proud of the bling on his 4-wheeler. Typical tho, spends 4 G's on wheels for a vehicle he can't drive out of his apartment parking lot.<br /><br />Sean

 

[demsvmejm]

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Yo, where's you crib. Me and my peeps needs ta know so wes can pay yous a visit.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Ok,Ok, I'll admit it, I'm a honkey. I can't do this with a straight face, but you guys get the point, as you've made the point.

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Originally posted by eeboater:<br /> That guy is so proud of the bling on his 4-wheeler. Typical tho, spends 4 G's on wheels for a vehicle he can't drive out of his apartment parking lot.<br /><br />Sean

and $3000. on a sound system for a $600.00 Hooptie. That mentality is not limited to race either.

 

[wilkin250r]

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I don't think neon undercarriage lights are within NASCAR regulations.