Need..... Wednesday......Funny..................

[ndemge]

TSIA

 

[kclark1963]

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Another four Thanks <br /><br />Kevin

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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[DJ]

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A woman goes to see an attorney abiout divorcing her cheating husband.<br /><br />She asks him houw much he charges, he says-$100.00 per hour. She says OK and they continue on.<br /><br />After one and one half hours, they are finished and she asks, How much do I owe you? He replies, oh, I'll only charge you $100.00.<br /><br />She peels off a brand new $100.00 bill and hands it to him.<br /><br />After she leaves, he notices that the the money is actually two $100.00 bils, one stuck to the other.<br /><br />Now he has a dilema-should he tell his partner?

 

[oddjob]

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Tell him what?

 

[LadyFish]

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A sweet little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent."<br /><br />The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."<br /><br />The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."<br /><br />"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

 

[DJ]

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[TexSkeeter150]

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Thank you Ladyfish. LOL<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........

 

[JGREGORY]

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I had a funny lasted awhile and it disappeared. <br /><br />IMHO it wasn't over the line no curse words, It was a sexual situation but I would and have told this joke in front of my kids. <br /><br />What's the guideline for over the edge. I now don't post anything I would not want to explain to the Commmodore (age 4). <br /><br />Sorry if I offended.

 

[oddjob]

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jgregory, would you please email me the joke already..my imagination is going crazy! <br /><br />paul_b33027@yahoo.com

 

[JGREGORY]

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Odd job, sent you 3 the first one is the one I had posted and was deleted, the other are just to good too pass up.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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I already miss SBN's Funnies of the day.<br /><br />Kenny

 

[sloopy]

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Email me it to! funnysailboats@hotmail.com<br /><br />THANSK!

 

[JGREGORY]

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Sloopy I'll get you tomorrow they're on my computer at the office, Provided you get me a signed affidavite that your legal to view such material.

 

[JGREGORY]

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Sloop, sent you some laughs!!!

 

[oddjob]

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Thanks very funny!

 

[THE-TAZ]

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ROTFLMAO@Ladyfishh Good one!!!<br /><br />Taz