Never bring a Bar-Fly Home - You maybe shocked

[Barbee Q]

I thought the picture of Maggie the Maggot would bring in some good humor for you guys.. She's a true left over Bar-Fly or should I say I think she attracks flies.. Or eats them. <br />This is what happens when you drink to much. <br /><br /><br />

 

[imported_rusty]

Re: Never bring a Bar-Fly Home - You maybe shocked

i guess the more you drink the better she looks wont even work in this case. she must be from the south!

 

[cpj]

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Hey Back Door,<br />I know that evveryone wants your picture, and it was nice of you to post the above pic,but next time do ya think that you could put on a little more make up?

 

[Barbee Q]

Re: Never bring a Bar-Fly Home - You maybe shocked

Thanks cpj how did you know I was out all nite. I was looking for ya baby but your back door wasn't open.. See what ya missed and I saved you a fly..

 

[DJ]

Re: Never bring a Bar-Fly Home - You maybe shocked

I remember an old time saying.<br /><br />Went home with a "10" at 02:00 and woke up with a "2" at 10:00!

 

[snapperbait]

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eh-hem!<br /><br />Ugly: (by Cap'n Sam Crutchfield) <br />"I staggered in an old smoke-filled bar about an hour 'fore closin' time, dancin' with a sweet young thing was what I had in mind. I saw her sittin' all alone at a table in the back, I asked her to dance and she stood up, I damn near had a heart attack! 'Cause she was UGLY, UGLY as home-made sin... hair on her legs like bristles on a hog, and zits all over her chin... coyote ugly, just as ugly as ever been... it took a lotta' good liquor and some heavy duty drinkin, but I drank her up to a 10!<br /><br />We danced and loved the night away till the comin' of the dawn, beauty might be skin-deep but ugly goes clean to the bone, but when the sun goes down and the moon comes up, I'll be out there again, dancin' with those ugly girls and drinkin' em' up to a ten!<br /><br />And she was ugly, ugly as home-made sin, hair on her legs like bristles on a hog and zits all over her chin, Coyote ugly just as ugly as ever been... It took a lotta good liquor and some heavy duty drinkin' but I drank her on up to a ten!" <br /><br />

 

[Ron G]

Re: Never bring a Bar-Fly Home - You maybe shocked

easy rustyl ,the ones down here turn when you rub them the right way i dont think that one was rubbed right.

 

[Trent]

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Snappper.. I think you have some issues to deal with?

 

[Barbee Q]

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Isn't that an old sailor joke?...

 

[magster65]

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Another babe, do ya' know them all or what?

 

[Pony]

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If thats what one looks like when they drink too much, I must look horrible

 

[deputydawg]

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Coyote date....when a coyote gets in a trap they will chew their leg off to get away.<br /><br />Go to bed drunk and wake with an ugly woman, you'd rather chew your arm off to get away than disturb her.<br /><br /><br />Remember ugly chicks need love too!

 

[Limited-Time]

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Originally posted by deputydawg:<br /> Remember ugly chicks need love too!

That’s why God invented alcohol! ............Bar keep, I'll have another.............

 

[KeltonKrew]

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Go to bed drunk and wake with an ugly woman, you'd rather chew your arm off to get away than disturb her.<br />

double coyote ugly......you don't go back to get your rolex

 

[KaGee]

Re: Never bring a Bar-Fly Home - You maybe shocked

If You Wanna Be Happy<br />performed by Jimmy Soul <br /> <br />If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life<br />Never make a pretty woman your wife<br />So for my personal point of view<br />Get an ugly girl to marry you<br />If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life<br />Never make a pretty woman your wife<br />So for my personal point of view<br />Get an ugly girl to marry you<br />A pretty woman makes her husband look small<br />And very often causes his downfall<br />As soon as he married her and then she starts<br />To do the things that will break his heart<br />But if you make an ugly woman your wife<br />A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life<br />An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time<br />And she'll always give you peace of mind<br />If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life<br />Never make a pretty woman your wife<br />So for my personal point of view<br />Get an ugly girl to marry you<br />Sax solo<br />Don't let your friends say you have no taste<br />Go ahead and marry anyway<br />Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match<br />Take it from me, she's a better catch<br />If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life<br />Never make a pretty woman your wife<br />So for my personal point of view<br />Get an ugly girl to marry you<br />Spoken:<br />Say man!<br />Hey baby!<br />I saw your wife the other day!<br />Yeah?<br />Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!<br />Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!<br />Yeah, alright!<br />If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life<br />Never make a pretty woman your wife<br />So for my personal point of view<br />Get an ugly girl to marry you<br />If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life<br />Never make a pretty woman your wife<br />So for my personal point of view<br />Get an ugly girl to marry you<br />If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life<br />Never make a pretty woman your wife<br />So for my personal point of view<br />Get an ugly girl to marry you<br />If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life<br />Never make a pretty woman your wife<br />So for my personal point of view<br />Get an ugly girl to marry you