New Book

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

SBN and Mrs. SBN were lying in bed the other night<br />when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled,<br />"What 20 Million American Women Want."<br /><br />He grabbed the book out of her hands and started<br />thumbing through the pages.<br /><br />Mrs. SBN was a little mad, ask, "Hey, what do you think<br />you're doing?"<br /><br />SBN calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they<br />spelled my name right."<br />

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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George came into his wife's room one day. "If I were,<br />say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he asked her.<br /><br />"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing<br />her nails.<br /><br />"How about if I became crippled and couldn't make<br />love to you any more?" he asked nervously.<br /><br />"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him,<br />buffing her nails.<br /><br />"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?"<br />George went on, "if I weren't pulling in six figures<br />any more. Would you still love me then?"<br /><br />The woman looked over at her husband's worried<br />face. "George, I'll always love you," she reassured<br />him, "but most of all, "I'd really miss you."

 

[Link]

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I like the first one better <br />Where was the joke part in the second one?

 

[Ralph 123]

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<br /><br />Good ones

 

[tylerin]

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Thats funny Spinner, just the other night my wife mentioned your irresistability Took some coaxing but I think I got her back

 

[Elmer Fudge]

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