New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

LadyFish

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D A M N I T O L.....................<br />Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to haities<br />for up to 8 full hours.<br /><br />ST. M O M M A'S W O R T...............<br />Plant extract that treats mom's depression by<br />rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to <br />two days.<br /><br />E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N................<br />Suppository that eliminates melancholy and <br />loneliness by reminding you of how awful<br />they were as teenagers and how you couldn't <br />wait till they moved out.<br /><br />P E P T O B I M B O.................<br />Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full<br />cups swallowed before an evening out increases<br />breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents<br />conception.<br /><br />D U M B E R O L..............<br />When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously<br />low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music<br />and pickup trucks.<br /><br />F L I P I T O R.............<br />Increases life expectancy of commuters by <br />controlling road rage and the urge to flip off<br />other drivers.<br /><br />M E N I C I L L I N...............<br />Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases<br />resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me<br />want to be a better person ....can we get naked<br />now"?<br /><br />B U Y A G R A...............<br />Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.<br />Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of <br />spending spree.<br /><br />J A C K A S S P I R I N..........<br />Relieves headache caused by a man who can't <br />remember your birthday, anniversary or phone <br />number.<br /><br />A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T...........<br />A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used<br />on anyone too eager to share their life stories<br />with total strangers in elevators.<br /><br />N A G A M E N T.............<br />When administered to a husband, provides the same <br />irritation level as nagging him all weekend,<br />saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it <br />herself.<br /><br /> :D
 

OBJ

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D <br /><br />I better not show this to the missus....she'd be off to the RX in a heart beat!!!! :D :D
 

LadyFish

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

Off to the RX myself Jim, just ran out of PEPTOBIMBO & DUMEROL. :p
 

crab bait

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

now all they need is ;::<br /><br />anti-rememberance cream .. better yet,, make it a salve...
 

neumanns

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

I'll take Three of each and a case of that st.mommaswort! Kinda cash strapped at the moment do you take kidneys. :rolleyes:
 

gonfishn

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

Had to clean my coke drenched keyboard on that one..Too funny Ladyfish..You are defiantly on a roll on this Saturday..
 

pjc

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

LadyFish--would you mind sharing some of the ST. M O M M A'S W O R T. At least a dose each for the two kids. <br />My wife and I sure could use a break-am just imagining what the two of us could do in that uninterupted time ;) ;) ;)
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

I have another one that is not mentioned but I can't put it on here. :D
 

Bassy

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

NAGAMENT- LOL :D
 

tylerin

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

WARNING!........Buyagra is very addictive :D
 

RetNav

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

Herself just read this over my shoulder. Mumbled something about checking the pharmacy at work (she is RN) to get some nagament. See what you started LF. :D :D
 

RICKRICK1

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Re: New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

Lady Fish GOOD ONE had to clean the floor, split coffee all over I was laughing so hard.
 
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