New Miranda rights

[JGREGORY]

I here down south the cops (you know the ones that wear the mirrored sunglasses with the mirror on the inside) have discarded the original Miranda warning and replaced it with the following......................................... <br />1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.<br /><br />2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth.<br /><br />3. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he refuse, a recent Law School graduate will be appointed by the court to jog along with you.<br /><br />4. If while running, you suddenly decide to end the race, beware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions, and may continue his persuit of you in full stride.<br /><br />5. You may stop running at any time, at your own risk.<br /><br />6. Good luck. On your mark, get set....GO!!!!!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: New Miranda rights

Yep, I know one officer that already has his changed, only his read a little different although I won't go into that here on the Family Channel.

 

[KennyKenCan]

Re: New Miranda rights

Hey SBN,<br /><br />Go ahead, lets here the watered down (Disney)version.<br /><br />Its been awfully quiet around here lately.<br /><br />Maybe you'll get some juices flowing!<br /><br />Kenny

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: New Miranda rights

1. You have the right to remain silent and I really think you ought to.<br />2. If you elect to open your mouth, you have the right to get butt end of my shotgun shoved in it which you will.<br />3. If you elect to kick and swing arms, you have the right to have other end of shotgun shoved in mouth, which you will.<br />4. If you elect to scream police butality, get ready cause you are going to get it.<br />5. If you holler repartation, you can't cause you were not on the back of the bus.<br />6. You have the right to cut, copy, and paste your confession at any time.<br /> <br />Just to name a few.

 

[gonfishn]

Re: New Miranda rights

I think I read this in BubbaKats manual he shared with us at Watts..

 

[JGREGORY]

Re: New Miranda rights

I like your version Better. SBN

 

[bubbakat]

Re: New Miranda rights

Now you two have gone and done it.<br /> you all told me you would keep that a secret.<br /> now we will have to print it up for all law-enforcement to use daily

 

[Kenneth Brown]

Re: New Miranda rights

Sounds like SOP here in Texas.

 

[pjc]

Re: New Miranda rights

wish it were sop here---<br />couple days ago in Racine WI--neighbor called cops because some slob dragged a woman out of car, beat her some before dragging het into house. cops came and stood around (for 45 min. as reported) trying to decide if they needed warrant to enter (no one answered the door).<br />Meanwhile, slob ****head was raping the woman. Cops eventually arrested the slob and woman is recovering---<br />This very much pisses me off that cops have to be concerned with violating laws that mostly, imo, protect crooks and rapists in this case.--

 

[bubbakat]

Re: New Miranda rights

Pat I hate it to. We have no choice when it comes to entering homes. If they had heard distress sounds coming from inside then they would have entered.<br />You can thank the thousands of lawyers that take these cases and sue the pants off law officers and their depts.