NEW!!! Redneck Medical Terms<br /><br />Benign................What you be after you be eight.<br /><br />Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.<br /><br />Barium.................What you do with dead folks.<br /><br />Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.<br /><br />Colic...............A sheep dog.<br /><br />Coma...............A punctuation mark.<br /><br />Dilate.............To live longer than your kids do.<br /><br />Enema.............Not a friend.<br /><br />Fester............Quicker than someone else.<br /><br />Fibula............A small lie.<br /><br />G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.<br /><br />Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.<br /><br />Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.<br /><br />Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.<br /><br />Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.<br /><br />Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.<br /><br />Node....................I knew it.<br /><br />Outpatient..............A person who has fainted.<br /><br />Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis.<br /><br />Post Operative...........A letter carrier.<br /><br />Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery.<br /><br />Secretion.......Hiding something<br /><br />Tablet..........A small table to change babies on.<br /><br />Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station.<br /><br />Tumor...............More than one.<br /><br />Varicose............Near by
