mikeandronda
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
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New words for the english language.......<br /><br />1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize...it was your money to start with.<br /><br />2. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.<br /><br />3. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.<br /><br />4. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who does not get it.<br /><br />5. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.<br /><br />6. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.<br /><br />7. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.<br /><br />8. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.<br /><br />9. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.<br /><br />10. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you have accidentally walked through a spider web.<br /><br />11. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you are eating.<br /><br />and <br /><br />12. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
