No spark on my beloved engine that has run like a champ for so many years...especially come spring time. Last she ran, like the mature beast she is, was last fall...except her old man needed a jump..."Batt!!!" she cried. <br /> She sat waiting all winter...patiently waiting for spring. Spring arrived, yet her master put off such recreation for unworthy reasons till aboutst mid june. As penance, " Spark be not!...Both cylinders I rule!! " says the mature beast. <br /> I launch the first counter measure... " Take This... New NGK's!!!" <br /> " Maw ha ha ha..." she laughs, almost insulted by lack of seriousness. <br /> Thinking back to the old man's woes...I charge him with ...non other...than 6 amps.<br /> " What good will that do...He has been dead to me for years...Ha ha ha." said the mature beast. <br /> "He is replacable." Was my retort. And he indeed was.<br /> "You can replace the man...but the spark is not a garantee".<br /> "Go figure" I proclaim....not suprised.<br /> With all the quick wit I could muster... I ask, " So what pulls your trigger?"<br /> Her reply was only to repeatly point to the groung, almost as if it were in sync. <br /> " So what if I take This away!!!" I exclaimed...but her black friend and the scrawny yellow guy with him didn't phase her upon disconnection. She is hell bent on her mission not to produce.<br /> " Where do you get your Power," I plede.<br /> " You state what?" the beast says<br /> " I will take a hold of what gives you power." I say...State This!!!!" <br /> " State????...No...stator dun left me altoghether.<br /> I am out of ideas on how to harness this beast....all suggestion would help,,and I hope someone in here enjoys the challange
