NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

danpemby

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A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."



$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
 

Bob_VT

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

You are getting rich!
 

Reel Poor

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

And all this time I thought it was; M, I, crooked letter, crooked letter, I, crooked letter, crooked letter, I, humpback, humpback, I
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aspeck

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

I owe ya a five spot!
 

QC

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

I need your address, or simply post your bank account number . . . :^ 8) :D
 
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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

Please make a donation in the amount of Cinco $ US Funds to BARC, Bakersfield, CA. Forewarned is forearmed.
 

Parrott_head

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

Ok, Bad Pun Here..If you read it do NOT crucify me...


I just thought it was some of Rep. Foleys IM messages.....


Ok, go ahead and shoot me....
 

danpemby

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

Man it looks like I needed to add a Paypal button to this post.

What would I do with all them Lincolns......

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