Northern 10 Commandments.............

WIMUSKY

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Here's the northern version. Enjoy........

The Ten Commandments

( Minnesota/Wisconsin Style)



1.Der's only one God, ya know.

2.Don't make that Stuffed Walleye on your mantle an idol.

3.Cussin ain't nice.

4.Go to church even when you're up nort.

5.Honor your folks.

6.Don't kill. Catch and release.

7.There's only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.

8.If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.

9.Don't be braggin bout how much snow ya shoveled.

10.Keep your mind off your neighbor's hot-dish.
 
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