OBJ
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- Dec 27, 2002
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Just some Odd Thoughts before I hit the hay:<br /><br />1. I was thinking about how the status symbols of taday is those pagers that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm weaing my garage door opener.<br /><br />2. I was thinking about the fortune on deodorant I've spent before realizing that people didn't like me anyway.<br /><br />3. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.<br /><br />4. I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.<br /><br />5. I thougt about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust".<br /><br />6. I thinking about that dreaded furniture disease I got....that's the one where your chest is falling into your drawers.<br /><br />7. I was thinking about the people that see the cat's litter box and always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?". Just once I wanted to say "No, it's for company".<br /><br />8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks....so what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?<br /><br />9. I was thinking about Employment Application blanks always asking who is to be notified in cas of an emergency. I think you should write...A Good Doctor.<br /><br />10. I was thinking of why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do? Write to these men? Why don't they put their pictures on postage stamps and let the mailmen look for them while they deliver mail.<br /><br />11. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older..then it dawned on me....they were cramming for their finals.<br /><br />G'night.
