Re: OH NO!!!!!!
Saddam Hussein and George Bush meet in Saddam's Palace for a round of talks in a new peace process. <br /><br />When George Bush sits down he notices that on the arm of Saddam's armchair there are three buttons. They begin talking, and five minutes into the discussion Saddam presses the first button and a boxing glove springs out from nowhere and punches George in the face. <br /><br />Saddam finds this very amusing and begins to chuckle. Mr Bush ignores this in a hope to find peace. <br /><br />Five minutes later Saddam presses the second button, which causes a boot to come out from under the table and kick Bush in the shin. <br /><br />At this point Saddam is in fits of laughter nearly falling out of his seat. Bush is a tad peaved off but says to himself, "What the heck, if we can make peace then it will all be worthwhile." <br /><br />They continue their discussions and not five minutes later Saddam presses the third button which causes a boot to come out from under the table and repeatedly kick Bush in the bollocks. <br /><br />Bush turns round to Saddam, who has finally fallen from his chair and is rolling around the floor in fits of laughter, and Bush says, "I've had enough of this. I'm going back to Washington. We'll talk about this in a couple of weeks," and he storms out of the palace. <br /><br />Two weeks later Saddam has come to the White House to finish off the talks. When he sits down he notices that there are three similar buttons on George Bush's chair to the one he has. <br /><br />Saddam thinks to himself, "Bush is obviously looking for revenge since he visited my palace, but I'm prepared." <br /><br />They begin talking and George Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, expecting to be hit, and Bush bursts into laughter, but nothing happens to Saddam. A few seconds pass and the talk restarts, then Bush presses the second button. Saddam jumps out of his chair to dodge any oncoming attack and Bush starts laughing again, but still nothing happens to Saddam. <br /><br />Saddam sits back down, and as soon as he's sitting, Bush presses the third button. Saddam dives to the floor, Bush is laughing hysterically, but still nothing happens. <br /><br />Saddam decides that he's had enough of this game and says, "The heck with this, I'm going back to Baghdad." <br /><br />Through tears of laughter Bush says, <br />"What Baghdad?"
