KaGee
Admiral
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@+70 degrees<br /><br />Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.<br /><br />People in Ohio go swimming in the Rivers.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@+60 degrees<br /><br />North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.<br /><br />People in Ohio plant gardens.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@+50 degrees<br /><br />Californians shiver uncontrollably.<br /><br />People in Ohio sunbathe.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@+40 degrees<br /><br />Italian & English cars won't start.<br /><br />People in Ohio drive with the windows down.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@+32 degrees<br /><br />Distilled water freezes.<br /><br />Lake Erie water gets thicker.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@+20 degrees<br /><br />Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.<br /><br />People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@+15 degrees<br /><br />Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.<br /><br />People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@+10 degrees<br /><br />People in Miami all die.<br /><br />Buckeyes lick the flagpole.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@ 0 degrees<br /><br />Californians fly away to Mexico.<br /><br />People in Ohio get out their winter coats.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@-10 degrees<br /><br />Hollywood disintegrates.<br /><br />The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@-25 degrees <br /><br />Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.<br /><br />Ohio Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it really gets cold enough.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@-30 degrees<br /><br />Mount St. Helen's freezes.<br /><br />People in Ohio rent some videos.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@-40 degrees<br /><br />Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.<br /><br />Buckeyes get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@-45 degrees<br /><br />Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.<br /><br />Cows in Ohio complain about farmers with cold hands.<br /><br /> <br /><br />@-60 degrees<br /><br />ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).<br /><br />People in Ohio start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"<br /><br /> <br /><br />@-100 degrees<br /><br />Hell freezes over.<br /><br />The Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl. Ya, like that will happen! 
