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Ole and Svend were out fishing one day in a rented boat. They simply couldn't find any fish at the first and second spots that they fished at, and it was getting late. So they thought that they would try one more spot to fish at, and sure enough they got lots of fish.<br /><br /> They were so happy, that Ole told Svend to jump over the boat and mark the spot. that way they could remember where they fished next time..<br /><br /> So Svend dived over board and put a big X on the "bottom" of the boat. Afterwards Svend climbed back into the boat and told Ole what he had done. Ole said, "That is the dumbest thing I have every heard of, marking the bottom of a "rented boat" with an X. What if we don't get the same boat, next time?"<br /><br />***************************************************<br /><br />Ole and Svend (two friends,) were building a house together. It was working out well. Svend was cutting the boards and Ole would nail them to the house frame. All of a sudden Svend stopped cutting the boards. Ole went to find out why Svend had stopped, when he discovered that Svend had cut his<br />ear off.<br /><br />So together, they were bending over looking for Svend's ear when Ole found one. Ole raised it up for Svend to see and said, "Here is your ear" "That's not my ear," Svend said. Ole looked at the ear and then at Svend and asked, "Why not?" Svend replied, "My ear had a pencil behind it!" <br /><br />***************************************************<br /><br />Ole and Leena went for a drive in their car one day, but Ole forgot to fasten his seat belt. Which, of course is breaking the law.<br />Seeing officer Bubbakat drive past them, turn around and start coming back, Ole quickly put his<br />seat belt on before Bubba could pull him over and walk up to the car. Looking at Ole, Bubba asked, "Ole did you just put your seat belt on?"<br /><br />Ole not wanting to get into trouble breaking the law replied, "I have had my seat belt on all of the time that I have been driving."<br /><br />So, Bubba looked at Leena and asked, "Leena I know you, you're an honest woman, you never ever tell lies, did Ole have his seat belt on?" "Officer!"<br />Leena replied, "it's like this, I never argue with Ole when he's been drinking!"
