A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform<br />the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no heaven.<br />After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word,<br />he made contact.<br />As Mary lay asleep, she heard, "Mary...Mary...."<br />"Is that you, Fred?"<br />"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."<br />"What's it like?"<br />"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex<br />again, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice.<br />I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex<br />until late at night. The next day it starts again."<br />"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven!"<br />"Not exactly . . . . . . . I'm a jackrabbit in Wyoming."<br />--------------------------------------------------<br />This should make you feel better Ralph. If not I send down to Ray to mail out some of his pills to all concerned. 
