One Foggy Night!

[harkawy]

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.








However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping










clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















and,

















(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)


























The coffin stops!

 

[Plainsman]

Re: One Foggy Night!

8)8)8)8) Got a goooooooood laugh at that!

 

[davemaxi1970]

Re: One Foggy Night!

hm not bad ,not good either ,but not bad8)

 

[JB]

Re: One Foggy Night!

RATZAKRATZA!!

 

[ob]

Re: One Foggy Night!

Good one.I liked it it.8)

 

[i386]

Re: One Foggy Night!

I heard a similar version but the casket busted through the front door of a drug store, slid to the back of the store, slammed against the counter which fliped open the lid. The corpse was flung onto the counter and he asked the mortified pharmicist if he had anything to stop this coffin!

 

[crunch]

Re: One Foggy Night!

LOL...

 

[rwise]

Re: One Foggy Night!

dd8)