SpinnerBait_Nut
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"What Color Was Her Hair?"<br /><br />A lady called in a repairman to fix her electric<br />clock.<br /><br />He examined it and told her, "There's nothing<br />wrong with the clock. You didn't have it plugged in."<br /><br />She replied, "I don't want to waste electricity,<br />so I only plug it in when I want to know what<br />time it is."<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />OK, here's another one. 
May have heard this one before, but it's still good. <br /><br />"Smart Blonde"<br /><br />A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each<br />other on a flight from LA to NY.<br /><br />The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun<br />game.<br /><br />The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely<br />declines and rolls over to the window to catch a<br />few winks.<br /><br />The lawyer persists and explains that the game<br />is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a<br />question, and if you don't know the answer, you<br />pay me $5.00, and vice versa."<br /><br />Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.<br /><br />The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't<br />know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't<br />know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."<br /><br />This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring<br />there will be no end to this torment unless she<br />plays, agrees to the game.<br /><br />The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the<br />distance from the earth to the moon?"<br /><br />The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her<br />purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the<br />lawyer.<br /><br />"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."<br /><br />She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with<br />three legs and comes down with four legs?"<br /><br />The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer<br />and searches all his references, no answer. He<br />taps into the air phone with his modem and<br />searches the net and the Library Of Congress,<br />no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all<br />his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an<br />hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.<br /><br />The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to<br />get some more sleep.<br /><br />The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes<br />the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"<br /><br />Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,<br />hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
May have heard this one before, but it's still good. <br /><br />"Smart Blonde"<br /><br />A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each<br />other on a flight from LA to NY.<br /><br />The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun<br />game.<br /><br />The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely<br />declines and rolls over to the window to catch a<br />few winks.<br /><br />The lawyer persists and explains that the game<br />is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a<br />question, and if you don't know the answer, you<br />pay me $5.00, and vice versa."<br /><br />Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.<br /><br />The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't<br />know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't<br />know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."<br /><br />This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring<br />there will be no end to this torment unless she<br />plays, agrees to the game.<br /><br />The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the<br />distance from the earth to the moon?"<br /><br />The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her<br />purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the<br />lawyer.<br /><br />"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."<br /><br />She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with<br />three legs and comes down with four legs?"<br /><br />The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer<br />and searches all his references, no answer. He<br />taps into the air phone with his modem and<br />searches the net and the Library Of Congress,<br />no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all<br />his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an<br />hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.<br /><br />The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to<br />get some more sleep.<br /><br />The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes<br />the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"<br /><br />Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,<br />hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
