TwoBallScrewBall
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Sep 14, 2003
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Mr. Ladyfish, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to Ladyfish at the bar and stared up at the TV. <br /><br />The 10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump. <br /><br />Ladyfish looked at Mr. Ladyfish and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" <br /><br />Mr. Ladyfish said, "You know, he looks pretty stressed out. I bet he'll jump."<br /><br />Ladyfish replied, "Well, I bet he won't." <br />Mr. Ladyfish placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!" <br /> <br />Just as Ladyfish placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. <br /><br />Ladyfish was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Mr. Ladyfish, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." <br /> <br />Mr. Ladyfish replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump" <br /> <br />Ladyfish replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." <br /><br /> 
