Kenneth Brown
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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. <br /><br />"Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. <br /><br />The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. <br /><br />"Who are you?" he asked him. <br /><br />"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator. <br /><br />"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked. <br /><br />"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied. <br /><br />"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband. <br /><br />The man looked down at himself and said,..........."Those little b@stards!"
