"Pet" Peeves

[OBJ]

Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans <br /><br />1. Blaming your f*arts on me....not funny....not funny!!<br /><br />2. Yelling at me for barking.... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!! <br /><br />3. Taking me for a walk...then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyways??<br /><br />4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose..... STOP IT!!!! <br /><br />5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.<br /><br />6. The sleight of hand , fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit!<br /><br />7. Taking me to the vet for "The Big Snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.<br /><br />8. Gettin upset when I sniff the crotches of your guest. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.<br /><br />9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look....we both know the truth.....you're just jealous.<br /><br />10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the FUR IMBECILE????

 

[SoulWinner]

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I love this. Had me rolling I'm definately gonna pass this around. Thanks for the Laugh

 

[denniz]

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Good, very good, GUILTY of 7 out of ten....

 

[jim phillips]

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Love it

 

[Ralph 123]

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TOO FUNNY AND SO TRUE.<br /><br />Quick story: My friend has a big balck lab who had to have his eye removed due to a cat scratch. While the dog was having his eye removed the dog was snipped.<br /><br />Imagine what that dog was thinking when he woke up and three of the only 4 round things he had were missing? <br /><br />"What the heck happened here?! You took my eye and my nads?! What the heck did I do to you?!"

 

[bubbakat]

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[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Mine is kitty litter, and here is a top 8 list of how to know when it's time for a change.<br />__________________________________________________<br /> 8> Without any solicitation, Hans Blix gives your house the "All<br /> Clear."<br /><br /> 7> The kids complain that there are more lumps than sand in their<br /> sandbox.<br /><br /> 6> The litter walks up behind you as one big clump and taps you <br /> on the shoulder.<br /><br /> 5> Mr. Buttons puts on a hazmat suit every time he heads to the <br /> box.<br /><br /> 4> The dog is asking for a change of menu.<br /><br /> 3> The hog farmer next door is complaining about the smell.<br /><br /> 2> Fluffy is constantly hitting you up for change so he can use <br /> the pay toilet at the corner gas station.<br /><br /> and the Number 1 Sign the Kitty Litter Needs Changing...<br /><br /> 1> The Yanni shrine in the living room is now only the *second*<br /> most revolting thing in your house.

 

[Link]

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Great stuff:<br />Too funny, I'm going to need a 12 step program<br />to get me off of IBOATS! <br /><br />Link

 

[sloopy]

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[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Good ones at that. Keeper quits playing fetch when we tell him to go get his balls, now I know why! SS

 

[cotterman]

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[JGREGORY]

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[NOSLEEP]

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Very funny guys..

 

[Ralph 123]

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Link - give me a shout if you find that 12 step program. I think I need it now...

 

[RICKRICK1]

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ROF

 

[aspeck]

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Too funny and too true!