Powerful Stuff

[LadyFish]

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of<br />turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.<br /><br />A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little<br />boy what he had.<br /><br />The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in<br />the world, it's called turpentine."<br /><br />The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world<br />is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it<br />on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."<br /><br />The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine<br />and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

 

[tylerin]

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OUCH!!

 

[pjc]

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Hi Test turpentine guarantees the cat will pass a top fuel dragster!!!

 

[bubbakat]

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and pat the candle will be lit all the way

 

[pjc]

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I'm not clear on that Bubba--that long "wick" aflame or "emisions" looking like flames from top fueler headers??

 

[OBJ]

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Just showed that one to the missus.....Shes' still laughing!!!!

 

[FSHKPR]

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oh Boy!!

 

[bubbakat]

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Remember pat when we used to race in the old days we called the pipes candles so when going from launch pad to finish line (hence) came the word candles lit all the way

 

[pjc]

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Don't remeber that Bubbakat--do remember-"when in doubt, gas it"-or in this case "turpentine it"