IN PRISON....You spend the majority of your time in a 8x10 cell<br />AT WORK......You spend mosy of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.<br /><br />IN PRISON....You get 3 meals a day.<br />AT WORK......You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.<br /><br />IN PRISON....You get time off for good behavoir.<br />AT WORK......You get rewarded for good behavoir with more work.<br /><br />IN PRISON....A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.<br />AT WORK......You must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.<br /><br />IN PRISON....You can watch TV and play games.<br />AT WORK......You get fired for watching TV and playing games.<br /><br />IN PRISON....You get your own toilet.<br />AT WORK......You have to share.<br /><br />IN PRISON....They allow your family and friends to visit.<br />AT WORK......You cannot even speak to your family and friends.<br /><br />IN PRISON....All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.<br />AT WORK......You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then<br />they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.<br /><br />IN PRISON....You spend most of your life looking through bars from <br />inside wanting to get out.<br />AT WORK......You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.<br /><br />IN PRISON....There are wardens who are often sadistic.<br />AT WORK......They are called supervisors.<br /><br />IN PRISON....You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.<br />AT WORK......You get fired if you get caught.<br /><br />NOW GET BACK TO WORK. 