xtraham
Lieutenant
- Joined
- Jul 20, 2006
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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's
time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs
of a culture that values home, family, country and
God. If I had to stand before a dozen
terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half
dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons,
squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those..
Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to
you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested
about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say
"Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets
with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned
an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last
dollar to a friend.
it is because I
believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck
in you to have the same beliefs as those talked
about in this.
God Bless the USA! Git'er done!!!!!!
time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs
of a culture that values home, family, country and
God. If I had to stand before a dozen
terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half
dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons,
squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those..
Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to
you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested
about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say
"Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets
with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned
an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last
dollar to a friend.
it is because I
believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck
in you to have the same beliefs as those talked
about in this.
God Bless the USA! Git'er done!!!!!!
