r u a redneck?

[david_r]

10 Ways To Tell You Might Be A Redneck Fisherman
You might be a redneck fisherman if:

1. You have a fish aquarium in your living room full of minnows.

2. The most common question at your family reunions is, "How're they biting?"

3. You own more than three shirts with cut off sleeves.

4. You've been asked at church to take off your fishing hat.

5. You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty bottle in the truck.

6. You fish from the company pond during your lunch break.

7. You've missed at least one wedding, funeral and high school graduation for immediate family members because you were fishing.

8. You saved money on your honeymoon by going fishing.

9. You've been on TV more than once describing unidentified flying objects you saw while fishing.

10. You've spent more on your boat than on your education.

And you might be a redneck fisherman ... if you have three relatives who match these criteria.


i have done all but 8 and 9

i got this from one of my fishing sites.

 

[Plainsman]

Re: r u a redneck?

:d:d:d

 

[jay_merrill]

Re: r u a redneck?

You refer to a V-hull boat as a "V-haul."

 

[ebry710]

Re: r u a redneck?

It is sad. I wanted to be a redneck, but I don't meet any of the criteria. Oh well.

 

[Rogue427]

Re: r u a redneck?

I think you did #9 and just don't want to tell us.

 

[lowkee]

Re: r u a redneck?

The government wiped his memory of #9 in order cover up the UFO sighting.

 

[idrownworms]

Re: r u a redneck?

Would getting yelled at by grandma for missing church because you were out fishing count for question 4?

 

[aspeck]

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I got 1 - 7! Is that enough???

 

[Limited-Time]

Re: r u a redneck?

I got 1 - 7! Is that enough???

Yah, aspeck 70% is passing................................your card is in the mail.

 

[Lone Duck]

Re: r u a redneck?

When my son was born , I could not get time at my wife's bedside because of all the female relatives clustered around the hospital room, so I went fishing. Does that count ? Never could figure out why she left me.

 

[bowman316]

Re: r u a redneck?

Well honey,
I figured now that were a eating for 3, I better start bringin home more food.

You see I caught a 6 LB bass for us all to eat!

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: r u a redneck?

You might be a redneck fisherman if:

1. You have a fish aquarium in your living room full of minnows.
I used to, but they finally died.

2. The most common question at your family reunions is, "How're they biting?"

Haven't been to any family reunion.

3. You own more than three shirts with cut off sleeves.
Do fishing logo t-shirts count??

4. You've been asked at church to take off your fishing hat.
Went to church twice and got married both times. Ain't going back!!

5. You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty bottle in the truck.
I use the hole in the floor board and keep on truckin'.

6. You fish from the company pond during your lunch break.
I'm quitired, so no "company" pond.

7. You've missed at least one wedding, funeral and high school graduation for immediate family members because you were fishing.
Yep.

8. You saved money on your honeymoon by going fishing.
No. But I do give my wife her annual fishing license as an anniverary present

9. You've been on TV more than once describing unidentified flying objects you saw while fishing.
No

10. You've spent more on your boat than on your education.
Graduated from Purdue University with a degree in Pharmacy but boating costs are getting closer to my education cost.

And you might be a redneck fisherman ... if you have three relatives who match these criteria.
Yep

 

[joed]

Re: r u a redneck?

Does the laundry tub in the basement with a stand pipe and the tap dribbling count for #1?

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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I think my buddy is one of them thar rednecks

We were out a fishing and I asked him "Isn't it you anniversary today?"

He says "yes sir"

I say then why arn't you with her now.

He says "Well you know she isn't the prettiest, and she's got that diarrhea thing going on along with that STD she has. Sex is out of the question anymore, but,,,,
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You know me, she has worms and you know I love to fish more than anything. That is why I keep her

 

[ebry710]

Re: r u a redneck?

I think you did #9 and just don't want to tell us.

Of course there are UFO's, but I do not think UFO stories make it on the network news like they use to.