SpinnerBait_Nut
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I hope I don't ever have this guy as a pilot.<br /><br />"May Day! May Day!"<br /><br />Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345,<br />student pilot, I am out of fuel."<br /><br />Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce<br />airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the<br />Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"<br /><br />Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I am parked on<br />the south ramp. I just want to know where<br />the fuel truck is." 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Recognition"<br /><br />Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians<br />in hot pursuit.<br /><br />Moses calls a staff meeting.<br /><br />Moses: Well, how are we going to get across the sea?<br />We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind<br />us.<br /><br />The General of the Armies: Normally, I'd recommend that<br />we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across. But there's<br />not enough time - the Egyptians are too close.<br /><br />The Admiral of the Navy: Normally, I'd recommend that we<br />build barges to carry us across. But time is too short.<br /><br />Moses: Does anyone have a solution?<br /><br />Just then, his Public Relations man raises his hand.<br /><br />Moses: You! You have a solution?<br /><br />The PR Man: No, but I can promise you this: If you can<br />find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three<br />pages in the Old Testament.
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Recognition"<br /><br />Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians<br />in hot pursuit.<br /><br />Moses calls a staff meeting.<br /><br />Moses: Well, how are we going to get across the sea?<br />We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind<br />us.<br /><br />The General of the Armies: Normally, I'd recommend that<br />we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across. But there's<br />not enough time - the Egyptians are too close.<br /><br />The Admiral of the Navy: Normally, I'd recommend that we<br />build barges to carry us across. But time is too short.<br /><br />Moses: Does anyone have a solution?<br /><br />Just then, his Public Relations man raises his hand.<br /><br />Moses: You! You have a solution?<br /><br />The PR Man: No, but I can promise you this: If you can<br />find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three<br />pages in the Old Testament.