SpinnerBait_Nut
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You have Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.<br /><br />Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.<br /><br />You use paper plates.<br /><br />If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say <br />Cool Whip on the side.<br /><br />You use your ironing board as a buffet table.<br /><br />On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.<br /><br />Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.<br /><br />Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.<br /><br />Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.<br /><br />Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.<br /><br />Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.<br /><br />You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.<br /><br />The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".<br /><br />You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.<br /><br />You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.<br /><br />Your secret family recipe is illegal.<br /><br />You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
Dogone it, I gots a little Redneck ins me
