repaying a debt (C&P)

gaugeguy

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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.<br /><br />When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on."<br /><br />After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves.<br /><br />Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"<br /><br />"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.<br /><br />"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?" ;)
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

That reminds me, my drunk neighbor owes me twenty dollars..................................................................Honey!! don't answer the door!!!!! :D
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

Aren't drunk neighbors just the best? Always good for a few laughs. :D
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

So the wife wouldn't show the goodies for fi, but maybe for 20? :D
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

I absolutely love the guy, but everyone else (neighbors) just hates the guy. I'm the ole boys only friend :D They ask me to ask him to mow his yard, I just send my boy over there to cut it ;)
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

Forgot how much the guy owes me probably closer to 40 now, price of Lucky lager going up you know :D
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

They sure are!!! Until the cops show up at your door at 2:00am looking for the guy next door!!!
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

I will say he fixed the nose on one of my deerheads though, and did a great job, whats that worth, who nose ;)
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

My drunk neighbor is an old widow woman, about 85 years old. Has a softspot for gin. Was a nurse in WW2. Heart is as good as gold, mind is sharp as a tack, she just likes the juice. Another month or so, she'll be out watering the rocks. :D
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

Yeah my grandfather drank warm whiskey every day. Everyone made him stop(my sisters)..Died 2 months later
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

I say if it worked for you that long, if it ain't broke don't fix it. Straightening yourself out after 80 years would be too much of a shock to your system. ;)
 

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Re: repaying a debt (C&P)

Originally posted by gaugeguy:<br />Straightening yourself out after 80 years would be too much of a shock to your system. ;)
Yep gaugeguy, I would say your right. ;)
 
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