SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Rogaine"<br /><br />Bill has the typical observant wife. One evening<br />after dinner, she handed him a bottle of 'Rogaine'<br />hair restorer.<br /><br />Bill told her while he was indeed starting to thin<br />out some, he didn't really think he needed hair<br />restorer yet.<br /><br />She said, "Oh. It's not for you, it's for your<br />secretary, she seems to be losing quite a<br />bit of her hair on your jacket." 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"About Arguments"<br /><br />Two husbands, Bill and Doug, were discussing<br />their married lives.<br /><br />Although happily married, they admitted that there<br />were arguments sometimes.<br /><br />Then Bill said, "I've made one great discovery.<br />I now know how to always have the last word."<br /><br />"Wow!" said Doug, "How do you manage that?"<br /><br />"It's easy," replied Bill. "My last words are always<br />'Yes, Dear.'"
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"About Arguments"<br /><br />Two husbands, Bill and Doug, were discussing<br />their married lives.<br /><br />Although happily married, they admitted that there<br />were arguments sometimes.<br /><br />Then Bill said, "I've made one great discovery.<br />I now know how to always have the last word."<br /><br />"Wow!" said Doug, "How do you manage that?"<br /><br />"It's easy," replied Bill. "My last words are always<br />'Yes, Dear.'" 