SpinnerBait_Nut
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Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck<br />after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's<br />place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight<br />to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful<br />she was and how much he had missed her at work.<br />When it was time for supper, he complimented his<br />wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how<br />much he loved her.<br /><br />Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe<br />that he was surprised that he fussed so much over<br />his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6<br />months ago, it had revived their marriage, and<br />things couldn't be better.<br /><br />Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home,<br />he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and<br />told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears.<br /><br />Bob was confused and asked why she was crying.<br />She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little<br />Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the<br />washing machine broke and flooded the basement.<br />And now, you come home drunk!"
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Sweetheart"<br /><br />A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house.<br />Every time the host needed something, he<br />preceded his request to his wife by calling her:<br />"My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc., etc.<br /><br />His friend looked at him and said, "That's really<br />nice after all of these years you've been married<br />to keep saying those little pet names."<br /><br />The host said, "Well, honestly, ....I've forgotten<br />her name." 