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The SBN had been in the hospital for several months, yet Mrs. SBN stayed by his bedside every single day.<br /><br />One morning, when SBN regained consciousness, he motioned for her to come closer. As Mrs. SBN sat next to him, he whispered, all misty eyed, Youve been with me through all the bad times. When I was fired, you were there to support me. When we lost our family home, you stayed by my side. When my health began to deteriorate, you were there. Do you know something?<br /><br />Whats that dear? Mrs. SBN asked tenderly.<br /><br />I think you are bad luck!<br /><br />_______________________________________________________<br /><br />Actually said by Sports Commentators:<br /><br />- Grand Prix race announcer: The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it, which is exactly identical to the one in front.<br /><br />- Boxing analyst: There have been injuries, and even some deaths, but none of them have been really that serious.<br /><br />-Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesnt like it. You can see it all over their faces.<br /><br />________________________________________________________<br /><br />A man is standing on the curb, ready to cross the street. As soon as he steps down on the pavement a car comes screaming down the road, heading straight for him.<br /><br />The man picks up speed, but so does the car. So the man turns around and heads back towards the curb, but the car changes lanes and keeps coming.<br /><br />Now the vehicle is really close and the pedestrian is so scared he freezes in the middle of the road. The car bears down on him and at the last possible second , swerves and screeches to a halt.<br /><br />The driver rolls down the window and behind the wheel is a squirrel. See, the squirrel sneers, it is not as easy as it looks, is it?
