Saturday's Funnies(Confucius)

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Confucius Say: "Kids are like Legos, lot of fun to make,<br />but sooner or later, only end up messing up house."<br /><br />Confucius says, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot." <br /><br />Confucius says, "War doesn't determine who is right. War<br />determines who is left." <br /><br />Confucius say, "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to<br />it." <br /><br />Confucius say, "Man who scratches a$$ should not bite<br />fingernails" <br /><br />Confucius says, "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like<br />bananas."

 

[bubbakat]

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SBN You are drinking your coffee way to strong

 

[ratltrap]

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Hehehe

 

[OBJ]

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How ya' doin Bubba??? Ain't said hey in a while so I thought I'd jump in here this mornin' and give ya a holler. 'Tween the house, the shop and the power plant, don't get much time anymore. But hangin' in there. May set a date for retirement from the Power House in a couple weeks. My financial adviser is running the numbers from my latest reitirement estimate and I should know next week but it looks good for next June. I could go earlier but I want to finish the house first. Then it's by-by power house and go full time at the shop. Dang....no more midnights...won't know how to act. Well, going to get a shower and shave. Ya get a chance, drop a line.<br /><br />Oh....one more Confusion saying...<br /><br />Man how cook carrots and pea in same pot....very unsanitary.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Hey Jim, howdy.<br /><br />Retirement is good to some and bad for others.<br /><br />It's good to have something to do upon retirement.<br /><br />One more.<br /><br />Confucius say, "Man who goes through airport turnstil sideways is going to Bangkok"

 

[OBJ]

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Shoot Bubba...even if I didn't have the shop I'd have plenty to do. She herself is the "Honey Do" queen of the world. Never a dull moment with herself around .

 

[mellowyellow]

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"it is better to remain silent and appear an idiot<br />than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"<br />my fav. (real) confucious quote...<br />M.Y.

 

[rage]

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ADD:<br />Confusius say "Man who has hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

 

[eurolarva]

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Confucius Say "Always carry a trash bag in your car. When it gets full you can always toss it out the window"

 

[james1]

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Confucious say: Woman who go to sea with 7 fishermen come back with one red snapper!

 

[LadyFish]

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Confucious say......<br /><br />"Man who farts in Church, sits in own pew".<br /><br />I have laughed out loud at this thread...keep 'um coming.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Confucius say, "Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead<br />to undoing of fly." <br /><br />Schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get<br />caught red-handed.

 

[Andrew Leigh]

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Confucius say<br /><br />"Man who walk around with ***** in peanut butter bottle is $#%@ing nuts"<br /><br />"Secretary not part of office furniture until firmly screwed on desk"

 

[LadyFish]

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Confucius Say ...<br /><br />"Man who go to sleep with sex problem on mind - shall wake up with solution in hand."