SpinnerBait_Nut
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It was the day of the big mattress sale. <br /><br />Rumors of the sale and some<br />advertising in the local paper were the main reason for<br />the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front<br />of the mattress store.<br /><br />Jeff pushed his way to the front of the line, only<br />to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. <br /><br />On Jeff's second attempt, he was punched square in the<br />jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end<br />of the line again. <br /><br />As Jeff got up the second time, he said to the person at the<br />end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more<br />time, I don't open the **** store!"<br /><br />Must have been Frank he was talking to. 