SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Piggy see, Piggy do!"<br /><br />One sunny day, a man was walking down the<br />street when a truck came flying by and hit a<br />bump in the road. As the truck sped away a<br />crate fell off. Excitedly the man ran over to see<br />what was in the crate.<br /><br />The man open the crate and was stunned to<br />see a pig. The man didn't know what to do so<br />he asked a police officer for some advise. The<br />officer suggested that the man take the pig to<br />the local zoo.<br /><br />A few days later while the police officer was<br />directing traffic, he noticed this same man<br />driving by in a car. The officer motioned to the<br />man so he could find out if everything when<br />well with his advice.<br /><br />The officer walked up to the car and was stunned<br />to see sitting next to the man... the pig! The pig<br />was sitting upright, with his seat belt on, wearing<br />a baseball cap. In between them sat a six pack<br />of soda and some popcorn. "Good afternoon<br />officer!" the man said. The pig looked over and<br />gave a couple polite snorts.<br /><br />The stunned officer asked the man, "I thought I<br />told you to bring that pig to the zoo!"<br /><br />The man replied, "Oh, I did, and we had so much<br />fun that today we're going to the ball game!!"<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Crazy Goat"<br /><br />Two guys are walking through the woods when<br />they come to a pit. The first guy says, "How<br />deep you think this pit is?" The second guy says,<br />"I don't know. Let's throw in a rock and listen for it<br />to hit the bottom." They throw in a rock and listen,<br />but they don't hear anything. The first guy says,<br />"We need to throw in something heavy so when<br />it hits it'll make more noise."<br /><br />So they find a cement block and throw it in and listen,<br />but they still don't hear anything. The first guy says,<br />"We need to find something really heavy, that'll make<br />a real lot of noise when it hits bottom."<br /><br />So they go further into the woods, and come across<br />an old railroad tie. They haul it back to the pit, and<br />throw it in. They still didn't hear anything, but all of a<br />sudden a goat comes running out the woods and leaps<br />into the pit. The first guy says, "Well, if that wasn't the<br />craziest azz goat I ever seen."<br /><br />Just then a farmer comes walking up to them and<br />says, "You fellas seen a goat?"<br /><br />The first guy says, "Yes, sir. A goat just came running<br />up and jumped right into that pit."<br /><br />The farmer says, "Oh, that couldn't have been my<br />goat. I had him tied to a railroad tie."
