SpinnerBait_Nut
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Southern Logic<br /><br />Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to the Super<br />Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket and watch as<br />the three Southerners buy just one ticket.<br /><br />"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of<br />the Yankees.<br /><br />"Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the South.<br /><br />They all board the train. The three Yankee men take their respective seats<br />but all three Southerners cram into a toilet together and close the door.<br /><br />Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting<br />tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."<br /><br />The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.<br /><br />The conductor takes it and moves on.<br /><br />The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after<br />the game they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some<br />money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return<br /><br />trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three Southerners don't buy<br />any ticket at all.<br /><br />"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Yankee.<br /><br />"Watch and learn," answers the men from the South.<br /><br />When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves into a<br />toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down the way.<br /><br />Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners leaves their<br />toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are hiding. The<br />Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."<br /><br />( I'm still trying to figure out how the South lost that war.) 
