Saturday's Funny

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

OOPS" ITEMS SPOTTED IN NEWSPAPERS<br /><br />~ 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-<br />1234. Leave mess.<br /><br />~ 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.<br /><br />~ Alzheimers center prepares for an affair to remember.<br /><br />~ And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,<br />unrivaled inconvenience.<br /><br />~ Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll<br />never go anywhere again.<br /><br />~ Christmas tag-sale: Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.<br /><br />~ Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.<br /><br />~ Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.<br /><br />~ For Sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45<br />Volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer<br />needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.<br /><br />~ For sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large<br />drawers.<br /><br />~ Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better<br />be a reward!<br /><br />~ Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.<br /><br />~ Georgia Peaches, California grown. 89cents/lb.<br /><br />~ German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.<br /><br />~ Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.<br /><br />~ Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue<br />Cross and salary.<br /><br />~ Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful<br />condition.

 

[roscoe]

Re: Saturday's Funny

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