SEMINARS FOR WOMEN <br /><br />In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. <br /><br />The following courses will be offered: <br /><br />General Education: <br /><br />GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges <br /><br />GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic") <br /><br />GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One <br /><br />GE104: How to Parallel Park <br /><br />GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity <br /><br />GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps <br /><br />GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera <br /><br />Home Economics: <br /><br />HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature <br /><br />HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely <br /><br />HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely <br /><br />HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely <br /><br />HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards in Half") <br /><br />HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?") <br /><br />Interpersonal Relationships: <br /><br />IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation <br /><br />IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby <br /><br />IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b) <br /><br />IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce <br /><br />IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too") <br /><br />IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")
